I don’t get Twitter

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Are people actually following what I have to say? I’ve got 24 followers, none of whom I know. I have trouble believing my four tweets of the past two years (that averages to an update every six months) is enough to keep people’s attention.

Sure, Twitter is great for celebrities. If only there were celebrities I cared enough about to warrant receiving an update every time they posted a tweet. But there aren’t. Sorry MC Hammer, I do not care what you had for breakfast:

I caught the “Red-Eye” and now it’s time for “Shut-Eye”!!! I had a little breakfast…. wait.. I might mess up my hair ! oh, Le coconut !!!

So what IS Twitter good for? Probably something, but what, I don’t think anyone knows. Since its inception in 2006 by Jack Dorsey, it hasn’t turned a dollar of net profit.